2. Silver is prettier than gold.
3. People should be required to discipline their children when necessary.
4. There should be a vote amongst other adults to confirm "necessity."
5. There should be only two seasons; Spring and Fall.
6. Except for Christmas; there should always be snow for Christmas.
7. MacGyver is the best TV show of all time.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. It should be a law mandating everyone get a massage at least once a month.
10. At the expense of your boss. Or husband. Or best friend. Whichever applies most.
11. The prettiest flowers start with the letter H. Hyacinth, Hibiscus, Hydrangeas.
12. Writing should never, ever be allowed across people's butts.
13. High school was the best time of my life.
14. High school was the worst time of my life.
15. All GPS systems should be named. Mine is Claudia. She has a British accent.
16. Friends should be required to live within ten miles of each other.
17. Texas is the best state in the country.
18. Except for maybe Maine. It is gorgeous there.
19. Super Mario Bros is the best video game of all time.
20. There is no man alive more handsome than a young Mel Gibson.
21. Except for my husband. (Hi, sweetie!)