Please go away.
I will pay you if you go away.
Thanks for the opportunity to tax the children's loot.
We've missed each other quite a bit this week.
And after all that indulgence, I need you.
Let's get back together again.
Dear beautiful fireworks show that happened right outside my house last night,
Dear birthday that is coming tomorrow,
I have mixed feeling about you. On the one hand, I want to stop getting older.
On the other, I love cheesecake.
Ok, cheesecake wins.